Soccer Kick 12+

Maybe it’s just me, but if I could actually kick a soccer ball over 30,000 feet and it hit a window, that window would crash. And the soccer ball would be stuck there, not bounce off. Or if it hit water it would sink. And if it bounced backward it would bounce back forwards just as rapidly. If it hit a tree it would probably just tear through some leaves and branches and slow down. Yes I’m probably playing this silly little game a bit too much. One feature would be nice though—hitting it dead center would actually produce a higher score. But even then you are bound to hit something on the center fairway. It’s weird how many of my high scores come from hitting it perfect-but-off-center. But as a random time-waster it ain’t bad. Not much reward after a while though. Oh hey there’s the same architectural features yet again. So there are two statues of liberty, two big bens and several sets of pyramids. Kinda lazy with the coding. I think I’m done going kaboom. It’s just an endless loop after a while.

This game is for those who really don’t have anything to do, are on a train, or really just need to kill time. It’s a simple concept with a simple advancing system, coupled with cute little designs for the different countries and places you can visit.
HOWEVER, there are two very apparent flaws in this game. One is the ads. After literally every kick, you get an ad, and it doesn’t help that theyre usually at least fifteen seconds long before you can skip, and the upgrades sometimes “forces you” to get them for free by watching an unskippable thirty second ad.
The other issue is how slow you level up, and how annoying the terrain is. The idea that the little hills can boost you forward if hit right, and the sandpits slow you down aren’t inherently bad, but they are EVERYWHERE. Not to mention right now, I have to spend nearly five minutes kicking the ball, getting screwed over by the terrain, and watching ads, just to level up ONE of the things you can upgrade.
Overall, if you really don’t mind ads and just want a way to kill time, this is the app for you. If you’re looking for a gaming experience you can get into and enjoy, give this one a pass.

I’ve played this game for a while, and while it’s a really good game to kill boredom and time, there are still a few problems. One is the ads. You get an ad every time you finish a game and they lag out the game really bad on my old iPhone 7. Two is world generation. This wasn’t a problem when I first started playing, but once I got to about level 200, if I shot and boosted the ball in the right way, I would go faster than the world can generate and fall out of the world. The effects from this are pretty cool though. First the ball starts to vibrate, then it glitches out into really weird shapes, then it disappears. Then the world itself does the exact same thing until everything goes black. Unfortunately I have to restart the app every time this happens. Two suggestions to make this a better game, don’t totally get rid of ads, but definitely cut down on them so they don’t take away from the game; and change the world generation to make it so you can’t break the generation barrier and fall out of the world. Other than those issues, this is a great game with a fun concept.