النحشة Run 4+

Before downloading this game I was poor on the streets all on my own my family had just died. And I was depressed and lonely and only left with my brother Jeffery Arnold lancer Bartholomew The III junior and all We had was the total rip off of this game subway surfers. We were sitting out there with no hope. We had nothing we thought this was gonna be our last moments together. But then on the App Store I saw this game and it looked so much better than subway surfers. So I downloaded it. And I started playing then right after that a trillion-are came up to me and gave me his company. And then a king came and gave me his crown. Now I bought a giant mansion and all the cars I had ever wished for and I was king. But I started to get lonely with just me and my brother Jeffery Arnold Lancer Bartholomew The III junior. So I went out and decided to get married I went up to the prettiest girl I could find and told her I had this game and she married me. Just after some man had over heard that I had this game and decided to make me CEO of his billion dollar company. So now I could be ever more rich have 2 companies and a Beautiful wife and a happy brother. And a good life just when I thought it couldn’t get any better my whole family came back alive. And they came and lived in my multi million dollar mansion. And that was all because I downloaded this game.

This app has changed my point of view on the world for the better. Before downloading this app, i was homeless, starving, on the verge of death, i had nothing. I was beginning to think that i should just end it all, and that I wasn't needed on this world. But this app changed me as a person. Immediately after downloading this, a business man came up to me and offered me 5 million dollars. I was taken aback by his kind offer and decided to accept. A few days later, a hot babe by the name of jessica bartholomew charles the 3rd told me she wanted to be my bride and we ran away together. Shortly after doing this, I discovered she was actually a princess and once her old dying parents finally died, we would become king and queen. After this, a week later, I decided I was sick of doing nothing in life and decided to find a job. A rich hot ceo of a new game company named nendotin decided to give up his spot as CEO and gave his position to lil ol' me. Once becoming CEO, I found a rip-off of this game that saved my life, called Subway Surfers, and decided to sue them for not only being a complete rip-off, but also stealing from the very thing that saved my life. So now, I'm rich, royalty, i have a great job, and im absolutely thriving in life. All because of this game. Thank you.

I used to be a subway surfers player, I was a loser. My cat, squididious pompilius III had suffered from testicular cancer and had very few days to live, my family didn’t love me, I lost my job, my life sucked. I was driving one day and I got a notification from subway surfers so I checked it, worst decision ever. As I looked down to my phone i was so caught up in the app, almost like I was under a spell, and I had a tragic car accident. I woke up in the hospital with doctors looking at me saying “why would you download that horrific app, it was created by the devil himself?!” I apologized for my stupidity and asked what treatment I would get to fix my 3 broken limbs, and they recommended this app. As soon as I clicked download, there was a light inside of me, almost as if I was reborn. I started levitating while the angels of heaven sung melodies. As I stopped levitating, I heard a car pull up in my driveway, it was my family?! They came to tell me that they love me and came to make me owner of their million dollar company. This meant that I could finally pay for squididious pompilius III’s cancer treatment and my hospital bill. The next thing I know I was on a Disney cruise and the ladies were obsessed with me. Some words of wisdom for everyone, download this app. Never open subway surfers AGAIN.